thefrogman:

Channelate by Ryan Hudson [website | tumblr | twitter]

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

phetdreams:

Five hundred stars

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

ihatemyparents:

“Club Penguin is a child-friendly website”

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

dogshaming:

I eat cow poop

I eat cow poop until it makes me sick.

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